Jason Scott. 17. England.Tumblr (3.0; @penisvaginawhatever)http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9t3m4pPb1qcmngio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51186945188http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51186945188Thu, 23 May 2013 20:26:17 -0400One Day<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md38qzOSvM1qgkpx2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51186896992http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51186896992Thu, 23 May 2013 20:25:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aca064b807d48f4f6b451c174fa2f476/tumblr_mhz4tzyMlA1r23ul2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8fb1b43a22977599fe92577f04379cce/tumblr_mhz4tzyMlA1r23ul2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64a7200776a3575f13c5a2f718a18660/tumblr_mhz4tzyMlA1r23ul2o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c173c469f884215ca1c0d7a7052211b/tumblr_mhz4tzyMlA1r23ul2o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76b6b2f19a13e34bf00e2cc55a3e9ce0/tumblr_mhz4tzyMlA1r23ul2o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckmefutch.tumblr.com/post/51173087253/chocopols-teen-age-room-part-2-part-1-sad">fuckmefutch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chocopols.tumblr.com/post/42698671526/teen-age-room-part-2-part-1">chocopols</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Teen age room part 2-</p> <p><a href="http://chocopols.tumblr.com/post/42693301165/teenage-room-part-1">Part 1</a></p> </blockquote> <p>sad reality</p> </blockquote>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51186741944http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51186741944Thu, 23 May 2013 20:23:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1wgf6LIt31qjbcyao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51186458007http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51186458007Thu, 23 May 2013 20:19:30 -0400One Day<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6c36268ace9e61787f3baf22f43c26f/tumblr_mn1xcx7Qib1sny78xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goodbyeeeapathy.tumblr.com/post/51168765282/the-box-ticker-things-nobody-says-to">goodbyeeeapathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-box-ticker.tumblr.com/post/50824264824/things-nobody-says-to-heterosexuals">the-box-ticker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Things Nobody Says To Heterosexuals</p> </blockquote> <p>i’m not gay, but this couldnt be anymore on point. </p> </blockquote>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51184352000http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51184352000Thu, 23 May 2013 19:50:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/861a8c1620be59fee2e8e394f479ed16/tumblr_mn2rssZLZ11r4d8ljo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51184232442http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51184232442Thu, 23 May 2013 19:48:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a69e2d0dd18bae5be93a6fd99665558/tumblr_mm4fhqDl4j1rs8w78o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51184198627http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51184198627Thu, 23 May 2013 19:48:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed359a346ee4030c7f3c09ea981bd16d/tumblr_ml26ubgGy31rncbneo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chemicaldarkshine.tumblr.com/post/47826756741/hardestcopy-bijou1986-a-mom-went-to-have">chemicaldarkshine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hardestcopy.tumblr.com/post/47824335060/bijou1986-a-mom-went-to-have-dinner-with-her">hardestcopy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bijou1986.tumblr.com/post/47647121351/a-mom-went-to-have-dinner-with-her-son-who-lives">bijou1986</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" id="fbPhotoPageCaption"><span class="hasCaption">A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.<br/>During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.<br/><br/>Over the course of the evening, while<span class="text_exposed_show"> watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.<br/><br/>About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”<br/><br/>He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:<br/><br/>Hey Mom<br/>I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.<br/>Love,<br/>Your Son.<br/><br/>A couple days later he got a response from his mother:<br/><br/>Dear Son,<br/>I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.<br/>When are the two of you coming for dinner?<br/>Love,<br/>Mom</span></span></span></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cf695a892d01765c698cbfa860d9a9b7/tumblr_inline_ml65tpAuka1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><strong>BEST MOM</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m cr<em><strong>YING</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51183943665http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51183943665Thu, 23 May 2013 19:44:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5def3679513062c06fe2d81554325ff7/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2831a16331c773bbb137248e312aed9c/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e067485bdf91089614fc4a56163e01c/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1460da904aa5383b73058e1c66258e2e/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dafb5e8365baecd8a533c71ae96aff1d/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c548d3294748846e69f9e0ee4d02e48/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bl00d-sugar.tumblr.com/post/51121627962/i-found-a-tutorial-on-how-to-make-dildo-popsicles">bl00d-sugar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN</p> </blockquote>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51175267861http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51175267861Thu, 23 May 2013 17:44:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdcxh80U731qawx27o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51175105561http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51175105561Thu, 23 May 2013 17:41:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81etrfeeO1r0id11o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pleasent.us/post/50843539723/perfect-indie-blog-that-follows-back">pleasent</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pleasent.tumblr.com/">Perfect indie blog that follows back</a></p> </blockquote>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51175070905http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51175070905Thu, 23 May 2013 17:41:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b352a80af8aa39518c7eda7cb2258afa/tumblr_mmwjedhEp51rvjbqao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51175050556http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51175050556Thu, 23 May 2013 17:41:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d64286a6c166cc8d3117a344e0f1217/tumblr_mn9hwvvsCp1rkbqbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://these-times-will-pass.tumblr.com/post/51169505307">these-times-will-pass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://these-times-will-pass.tumblr.com/"><strong>Love quotes? you will love this blog</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51175034242http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51175034242Thu, 23 May 2013 17:41:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a25bef186af2ffc5bce81671b43ab02a/tumblr_mm3lo7i9Fx1qaf3lpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51174890815http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51174890815Thu, 23 May 2013 17:39:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/612147be6d01d368fbe7cfa53dfb8a17/tumblr_mn8dxkZHb11rf0kluo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51174808030http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51174808030Thu, 23 May 2013 17:37:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0b3ec71df16e7c3ecfc2aa1cc38b59f/tumblr_mf3viopi7e1s02ybgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51174742868http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51174742868Thu, 23 May 2013 17:37:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8564692fcfed4f0b8044ce44693c2ef8/tumblr_mgc0rcL3Cu1qbogr5o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbf09e76f4b338a4edaca65ac7772ded/tumblr_mgc0rcL3Cu1qbogr5o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd432ed5b4ab971226afb8a632854efb/tumblr_mgc0rcL3Cu1qbogr5o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6831de82f45f198a4b88a59c66efc282/tumblr_mgc0rcL3Cu1qbogr5o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/775b92e920040323123b34a38beb7966/tumblr_mgc0rcL3Cu1qbogr5o5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zaynspersonalbodyinspector.tumblr.com/post/40580340180/in-our-society-today-girls-feel-that-they-need-to">zaynspersonalbodyinspector</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>In our society today girls feel that they need to be skinny in order to find love.  Fact is, your true love is gonna love you no matter what.  If he cares about the size of your thighs more then the size of your heart…drop him my darlings as no man should make you feel bad about your size if he truly loves you <3</em></p> </blockquote> <p><em>Reblog. Every. Single. Time.</em></p> </blockquote>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51174647537http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51174647537Thu, 23 May 2013 17:35:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3cfad2b977e4fe3ad0dadea113c55ae2/tumblr_mkv3v0Hlek1qhzwhro1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51174440531http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51174440531Thu, 23 May 2013 17:33:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35935a3b41af3fbfe60babedca26b957/tumblr_mino8dVeDM1r0ix14o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alpha-betch.tumblr.com/post/43866532668">alpha-betch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ain’t nobody fucking with my clique</p> </blockquote>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51173650571http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51173650571Thu, 23 May 2013 17:22:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/afc52b99ddded18cceddd298003dad02/tumblr_miwpolonDL1rgr4l6o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dcfb036fb4ef2200b682cbd448321ed/tumblr_miwpolonDL1rgr4l6o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d51cc44d95d7dd349ebbff3ba600dba/tumblr_miwpolonDL1rgr4l6o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78bb0138f0f12889086100cb5fc2d28b/tumblr_miwpolonDL1rgr4l6o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bryarly.tumblr.com/post/46392625002/im-sad-ok-ill-lick-you-until-youre-not">bryarly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“I’m sad.”</p> <p>“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”</p> <p>“…OK.”</p> </blockquote>http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51173354872http://penisvaginawhatever.tumblr.com/post/51173354872Thu, 23 May 2013 17:18:33 -0400